Alternative Autobiography Names - Movie Stars

Movie stars should have great autobiography names, they spent their lives reading diverse scripts and meeting talented writers. But they fall short, massively.

Here, let me help...
   
"Hanks for the Memories: The Official Autobiography by Tom Hanks"  

"Having a Swank: The Official Autobiography by Hilary Swank"

"That Script's Bullock's: The Official Autobiography by Sandra Bullock" 

"Drunk in Charge; I Hate Jews: The Official Autobiography by Mel Gibson"

"One Night in Paris: The Official Autobiography by Paris Hilton"

"The Writing's on the Wahl: The Official Autobiography by Mark Wahlberg"

"Cage Fright: The Official Autobiography by Nicholas Cage"

"Please Sir, Can I Have Some Moore?: The Official Autobiography by Demi Moore"  

"The Best Book Eva!: The Official Autobiography by Eva Longoria"

"I Suck (Your Blood): The Official Autobiography by Robert Pattinson"  

"In at the Depp End: The Official Autobiography by Johnny Depp"  

"Down the Pan: The Official Autobiography by Kevin Bacon"

"Back when I was a YoungMan; My Memoirs: The Official Autobiography by Gary Oldman"

"Hurt; My Feelings: The Official Autobiography by John Hurt"  

"Between the Lines (Of Charlie): The Official Autobiography by Charlie Sheen"

Beano. Xx