Kick in the Door, Wave in the Four Four

For Becky

Well it's pretty obvious what this post is all about isn't it?

www.DalstonDoves.co.uk is born of Galilee!

Like a religious icon from the now-hotly contested Palestine-Israel region, Dalston Doves has been thrust onto the bicycle scene like whales onto the Miocene. And the similarities don't end there... if Dalston Doves were indeed a genus of colossal marine mammals and not a 21st Century bike sales website, it would without question be the Biblicular equivalent of Jesus Christ the Redeemer himself! Correct, a marine mammal is indeed one of the parts of the holy trinity. Check the old testament yourself, you'll find it near the prophesy of Beelzebublé. And shit the bloody bed did that one come true. I've never seen evil like it.


On a serious note, Patrick "Between the Spreadsheets" McCarthy and I have some nice bikes for sale and some new ones in our greasy pipeline, just itching to slide out and announce themselves to you, the discerning global community. And while I'm on the subject of plugging and unplugging...


Check out my man C-Money's mucho increible garms at Bro! Clothing

Get loose with a dwarf and whatnot, Saturday 26th March at Ms Georgie Rogers' Cat Lovers night at the Queen of Hoxton


Hit 'em high with the big dawgs at Juicy this coming 12th of May in Islington


Get so deep and watch Mercury Fur starring Ciaran "Goddam" Owens, now showing in London's West End


Git yo' design on with big man Ash at Mrs Wilberforce

And if you're looking for an events company, talk to my sister Lucy Bear at Event Bears


That's it, if you want a nice bike, talk to me


Beano. Xx