Dove Migration Season

If the Dove workshop was the UK economy, we'd have just gone through quantitative easing 2.0.

There are more Doves waiting to be released at my house than at a Michael Jackson funeral. But that's where the likeness ends. Thankfully.

Patrick "If your name's not on the MENSA list, you're not coming in" McCarthy and I have one Saturday to get all 8 ready before he goes swanning off to Les Alps. I'm starting to think these 'impromptu' holidays aren't impromptu at all. Remember A Single (Bike) Mother's Lament? I bladdy well do too.

Here they all are, in all their 'pre-clipped' triumphant glory...

First one is a Raleigh Town Bike 12 speed.

Next is a Raleigh 18 Speed Limited Edition.

 

A Carrera Single Speed Competition.

An Eddie Merckx Single Speed.

A Silver Reynolds 453 12 Speed.

Yeh yeh I know that's only 5 but one of them is at Pat's house, one hasn't been picked up yet because the seller is being a bit of a doucher and also our photo studio got dismantled by an angry New Yorker before the last one could get shot.

But to make up for that, our new posh-as-grapes website will be up in a few days. Yes! www.dalstondoves.co.uk is hastily being completed to meet a bladdy silly deadline Pat and I shook on whilst drunk last Saturday. A boozy promise is still a promise.

Beano. Xx.